I just received the following e-mail from my sweetheart, announcing the results of the drawing for this year's Smith Family Christmas Gift Exchange......
Dear Family,
Barring a global financial collapse spawned by a high-level geopolitical orchestration of kinetic military action funded by the shadowy worldwide banking cabal, we will be continuing the tradition of exchanging material goods in celebration of Christ's Advent! And so, my spouse and I (representing a singular unit) have taken it upon ourselves to cast lots in preparation of said occasion. This was done completely randomly, without regard to relationship or past Christmas exchanges. Our matriarch has not been included in the selection on account of her supersession of the generally acknowledged quid pro quo arrangement, and as such is understood to be implicitly involved in the aforementioned event.
Let me know if you have any questions.
Best. Christmas. Gift. Exchange. E-mail. Ever. LOL! Is it ANY WONDER that I am so deeply in love with this man?! As an English major, I always WAS so drawn to his complex vocabulary, intense and creative use of the English language.....and fabulously dry, quick-wit that so perfectly compliments my own. *sigh* He makes me smile....
Lol!
Posted by: Pamela K. | September 11, 2013 at 01:15 PM
Seriously awesome. ; )
Posted by: Lynn | September 11, 2013 at 04:57 PM